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Don't go away! We don't mean to overstate our point, but why go elsewhere when everything you
need is here. Your time is NOW!. Don't throw your chance away so
easily.
Let's get personal, shall we?When you look up from your breakfast of microchips and space jam on CompuServe and admire the efficiency of the neurological programming of your spouse, then you must suspect that you're a "computer enthusiast". But as we all well know this term is now a signifier of so much more!
People today are either information enabled or information disabled. Network 23 would like to encourage you to choose to be the former with the helpful rallying cry:
"Hey, Don't be the Spac at the Back!"
Put it on your corporate Web pages, Save it as your background NOW, print out a copy to show to Junior. Hey, why not get some T shirts printed? Let the suckers know exactly what they are dealing with. This is a $23 million dollar per second per second industry and you are a REAL part of it. Yes you are! If you have got this far in the IT world then you can go all the way. Don't stop now when you are on the brink of REAL SUCCESS. Subscribe to the ideals of the Network and you will find that the information that you seemed to lack will fall effortlessly into your grasp.
Ever feel like the guy next to you had the script and you feel like a turkey with feathers on doing the dance of the 7 veils on the family table? Well if you do then we would suggest that you undergo medication, BUT when you're better, subscribe to the network!
This image is no joke! It's funnier than that, it's the key to the creation of a two-tier society in which we make all the money. And if you think that's not funny, then what are you doing here?
On your bike, Ike!
Sling your hook, Nanook!
Let's practise, shall we?
The following is a genuine simulation of a REAL WORLD® situation in which you may be asked for your informational status. Check the box which is most appropriate to your situation.
Right, how did you do?
If you checked the first box, that's BAD. However, help is at hand. Simply send your credit card details and car keys to a major transnational corporation of your choice, who will be happy to do the decent thing.
If you checked the second box, it's just possible that the Network needs you. Progress to the next level, initiate.
If you checked both boxes, YOU NEED THE NETWORK MORE THAN THE NETWORK NEEDS YOU. Congratulations are due! Since there are no restrictions on membership, it looks like you're getting the BEST POSSIBLE DEAL!!!
