There has been much interest in the Network 23 project before it has even happened. The name Network 23 was chosen by the higher echelons of the Sidegrinder Corporation to reflect the 23 different grades that our corporation offers to our employees and the 23 different communication nodes that have been established world wide. This de-centralised network leaves us less vulnerable to terrorist attack and increases our bargaining position with local governments and institutions.
Do not underestimate the importance of keeping your data fluid and interchangeable geographically as riots, changes of government and other unfavourable conditions must not be seen to affect corporate stability. The Network must be flexible enough to move sensitive data out of the jurisdiction of the power group that may threaten it.
De-centralisation will become increasingly important in future years of instability. This strong position of negotiation is essential to the integrity of our mission.
The Internet structure that Network 23 has set in place allows new members to use the core IT resources and to access the Global Roving Unseen Pipe Dream Technical Support Team of the Sidegrider Corporation. Using the ACRONYM software (Automatic Corporate Removal Of Normal Youth Mentality) we can also shield you from any unsightly spontaneous creativity, which as you will be aware can tediously puncture the ever-turning wheel of commerce.
We value this access to the views of a wide network of web users and we value YOU. We hope that you will be honest and open with us and in return we will be happy to be use this honesty to open you up also. Open you up to all the wonderful net developments that you will be able to access uniquely through us. Developments like Netfriends and Real Thought.
We are looking for the IT people of tomorrow! Just because you aren't in a super-class corporation right now doesn't mean that all is lost! Most people reading this will know that the Information Technology age is creating a new society with new divisions. It's possible that our corporation may solicit your help in the future. Hey, we need you people out there! Without you, we probably wouldn't exist. It is important for our Corporation to believe this.
Being a part of our wider network can only be of advantage to you. As the network grows then you place in it as a disseminator of information will give you increased power over your peers.
In an eggshell: connect to us and pretty soon everyone will to connect to you. Every last one of them. Unless you count the 95% of the global population who think that Internet is what fish do.
Then please de-press your left-hand mouse button Here . potato head.
